I don't like to be left home all by myself while my humans go out to have fun without me. They say I'm not allowed to go to work, school or restaurants with them. I'm pretty much a human, yet they still leave me at home. Even though I think about my humans the whole time they are away, I have to play hard to get when they arrive home to remind them who's the boss! As the humans step into the house, I would kindly greet them one by one, but once I've welcomed everyone I begin to loudly vocalize my displeasure. I would describe to them how lonely and unhappy I felt, but at the same time stress how vigilant I was at keeping the house safe from that family of squirrels that live in the neighbour's tree. If this fails to attract the attention of my humans then my stuffed lion and I would pretend to have a fight. Up to this point, my humans wouldn't be able to resist my cuteness and would agree to my every wish.
-Bailey
